Kohler Numi High Tech Toilet
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[2012-05-16 03:06:31] IncorporatedOps - What is this world ...
What is this world coming to?
[2012-05-08 20:35:51] poweronia - lollol
[2012-05-08 19:54:33] ipodtouch4gnews - The remote would ...The remote would get dirty
[2012-04-25 02:38:02] 567890dan - music, now my shit ...music, now my shit will fly around while im bouncing around to tunes
[2012-04-10 11:42:30] telboyofpeckham - Honestly, what ...Honestly, what marketing imbecile came up with this idea? A toilet that uses energy to run & they market it as eco? This isn't advanced, it's just plain moronic.
[2012-04-08 19:17:08] munchPOPS - this is way too ...this is way too nice to take a shit in...i d feel weird
[2012-04-07 18:05:07] 3martijns - For that price you ...For that price you should get a wash cycle before the rinse, and an automatic dry cycle!
[2012-04-02 22:31:51] silentonall - Luxury for any ...Luxury for any Asshole.
[2012-02-09 03:06:30] kkjgg112391 - The toilet update ...The toilet update story Kohler: Numi hotline, how may I help you? Customer: There seems to be a problem with the Numi software 2.0. Kohler: What is the problem that you're facing sir? Customer: Well, it's been two weeks already and my sex life is getting worse. Kohler: How is that related to our product? Customer: The spraying tip boiled my balls, also my wife's vagina. Kohler: Let me transfer your call to our software assistance team. ... "Thank you for calling Microsoft, how may I help you?"
[2012-01-19 21:11:11] nikolajavorina - Taking a crap will ...Taking a crap will never be the same again :D
[2012-01-18 13:08:13] karlh2001 - I am NOT touching ...I am NOT touching that remote.
[2012-01-01 14:47:57] soccerdude120 - its probably full ...its probably full of shit lol
[2011-12-20 05:59:20] jorykusy - I want a toilet in ...I want a toilet in the middle of a room viewing the city!
[2011-12-05 20:34:25] Shyanmar - honestly? No matter ...honestly? No matter if it's warm, the seat doesn't even really look comfortable ... But on the other hand, hey, it showers your balls goddammit, and that is absolutely awesome xD
[2011-12-05 18:33:18] THEunique4158 - you should see a ...you should see a jappanese toilet talk about crazy sh*t!
[2011-11-26 17:33:38] Shititude - AND THIS, IS HOW ...AND THIS, IS HOW YOU GET BLING BLING TO THE BUTTHOLE !
[2011-11-09 09:41:29] kurakurav5 - It has amazing ...It has amazing features but I can't take a toilet presented as a luxury item seriously. It just feels like total overkill.
[2011-11-04 11:29:45] andretti01 - Parece que vc está ...Parece que vc está sentando numa máquina de cópias "xerox". rsrsrs... E aquela luz da ducha? Parece que o ET vai fazer um exame ginecológico na pessoa...rsrsrs...
[2011-11-03 02:29:11] pyrochemists - that sh**'s ...that sh**'s expensive
[2011-10-29 06:16:06] waxercrane - Todo eso para cagar ...Todo eso para cagar :)
[2011-10-28 22:08:30] tifazidane - defecation cost a ...defecation cost a lot nowadays
[2011-10-25 01:41:40] kronikkatlyn - i do. id feel like ...i do. id feel like the king shittng and watching all the people
[2011-10-24 19:11:44] superkev73 - I don't care how ...I don't care how fancy your toilet is. No one wants to take a dump in a room with panoramic glass walls.
[2011-10-19 22:14:25] this1sYiutube - I'd like nothing ...I'd like nothing better than to take a dump next to the floor to ceiling windows in my skyscraper condo while overlooking the city below.
[2011-10-18 19:52:48] mevsplanetearth - what happens when ...what happens when there´s a blackour and it cannot open or it wont flush?
[2011-10-17 22:10:30] Pamabru - com tanta merda ate ...com tanta merda ate deve limpar o cu loooool
[2011-10-17 05:40:46] dadvir - this is the toilet ...this is the toilet Al Bundy was dreaming about... whoooooosh!
[2011-10-17 03:38:57] roaringfiredragon - ya can have a "shit ...ya can have a "shit-off" with more than one players, all on their respective 6.4k crappers.
[2011-10-17 03:33:19] roaringfiredragon - while not ...while not supporting research on toilets like this (while not dismissing research on accessible toilets and plumbing for those who really need it), i'd like to mention that apparently this toilet is very economical in it's flushing, using much less water for the same flushing capability. From the NY times: " "Flush-eco" resembles a standard flush, but only uses six-tenths of a gallon of water (the maximum allowed in the United States is 1.6 gallons per flush). "
[2011-10-16 21:35:39] Seraphim777961 - this is great, ive ...this is great, ive always wanted something that let me listen to music, take a massive shit, and get water shot my ass at the time
[2011-10-16 07:58:07] therealflameman213 - what the.what the.
[2011-10-16 01:05:23] nextbestthing91 - yeah a toilet that ...yeah a toilet that can play music while i take a massive one amazing =D
[2011-10-15 05:11:32] aws0mizer - $6,400 and no ...$6,400 and no blowjobs!? you gotta be SHTTING me :D
[2011-10-14 22:02:07] tandemmontecello - That actually makes ...That actually makes a whole lot of sense.
[2011-10-14 00:01:03] Meskarune - 10 years from now, ...10 years from now, people will this this video is hilarious. Sorta like old cell phone commercials. "Portable and only weights 4 lbs!"
[2011-10-11 15:55:18] Apollobaby446 - i believe the ...i believe the japanese had these first
[2011-09-28 16:27:15] uklebot - Don't worry, it ...Don't worry, it has a water-efficient flush
[2011-09-26 19:53:06] tandemmontecello - The culmination of ...The culmination of Western Civilization! A fucking toilet that makes a seemingly non-confusing activity (Relieving oneself) into a ridiculous, drawn out process. Have fun spraying water up your ass you rich ass spoiled baby boomers!
[2011-09-26 19:53:04] tandemmontecello - The culmination of ...The culmination of Western Civilization! A fucking toilet that makes a seemingly non-confusing activity (Relieving oneself) into a ridiculous, drawn out process. Have fun spraying water up your ass you rich ass spoiled baby boomers!
[2011-09-26 04:26:56] SMBKING2008 - There are a few ...There are a few things that stick out to me: "Luxury toilet" "why is a toilet in a room with panoramic windows?" Why are there two people in that room? WHY CAN YOU CHANGE THE WATER TEMPERATURE Where does the music come from? I wanna listen to Down with the Sickness as I shit.
[2011-09-23 16:31:18] TheAtomicBox - sure i will pay $ ...sure i will pay $6400 for a nice toilet like this but.... I'm not going to pay the power bill.
[2011-09-23 05:48:56] MrBabyD095 - Michael Swaim ...Michael Swaim brought me here
[2011-09-20 21:15:32] arikthree - For people whose ...For people whose shit don't stank.
[2011-09-20 19:56:27] 51kentaro - A toilet so fancy ...A toilet so fancy you have to dress up just to use it.
[2011-09-20 05:51:29] drdubstepper - Well, it is ...Well, it is entirely possible that they may create a toilet which can analyse your poop and urine, could maybe even test your excrements for any problems. Don't know if this toilet does that, but it could happen. Still, cancer research should probably get priority
[2011-09-19 03:15:45] whirly5000 - -_- I don't want ...-_- I don't want to live in a world where my toilet can play music
[2011-09-17 03:17:57] sickweirdo - What the fuck was ...What the fuck was the point of those people? To give the message that the only people who are gonna use the thing are a bunch of obviously rich white people who like to dress up and to poop in high, visible areas? For 6,400 I could probably but 30 new toilets! One for every day of a month.
[2011-09-14 21:36:29] cynvid49 - o________________oo________________o